I'm SB. A future skinny accountant, mother, wife, chef, sane, well-rested, poet, superwoman, who has it all. Till then, I'm just a chubby, sleep-deprived, crazy, college student, whose trying to find her way.
you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch
(via dope4real)@1 week ago with 29070 notes
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
(via sri-rain)@1 week ago with 59866 notes